"I am not judgin'. But for me the missin' G is not about speakin'. It's just about spellin'."
What Have I Said Yes To?
"Sometimes I've said yes to as many as six impossible things before breakfast - because I wasn't actually listening."
Hand-me-downs: The politics of portable potty loans
"Children so quickly outgrow things that when you see a friend about to be sucked into the blackhole that is new parenthood, you want to help. (It's not at all driven by a selfish motive to clear out all the redundant kit cluttering up your house.)"
You’re NOT going out like that young lady!
"When I am a teenager I shall dye my hair purple, With red high heels that give me blisters and I can't walk in properly."
Tender Loving Care
"Now my body was broken and I was the one being looked after."
Lockdown Scavenger Hunt – A to Z of lockdown life
"M is for more coffee"
Teacher’s Pet – An unspoken side effect of home schooling?
"I want to be declared Star of the Week! All that time I'm putting in to focusing on letter formation and phonic blends... I deserve a class clap and a rainbow emoji goddamnit!"
My Magic Wishing Chair – The adventures of a parent on bedtime duty
I sit in the shadows - waiting for the sound of breathing to become deep and even so I can creep out - and let my magic chair whisk me away.
Lockdown V.2 – Childfree but not carefree…
If my child is being cared for by someone else all day, what will I use to excuse all my failures?
Ode to my trusty pushchair
"Sorry for all the times I hung too many heavy bags on your back and when she leapt out you fell over."
Nursery Whines 