If my daughter decides she wants a life in showbiz I think I might divorce her.
Save the customers at the Rainforest Cafe!
Three-year-olds don't see a need to better themselves.
While you were sleeping I drank wine in my pyjamas.
Wishing you a very Happy Christmas and may 2019 be full of peace to all parents.
Now I am the one who must shout, "Look but don't touch!"
A short story inspired by the toys stranded behind my radiator... yes - parenting has finally driven me insane!
When she shouts, "Never do that again!" it's definitely my fault.
It's not just about our children's future - it's the world's future.
The Spice Girls are reuniting! (Well, except for Posh). Viva Forever! The news has had me harking back to the era of Girl Power and wondering what my three-year-old daughter would make of The Spice Girls. She certainly knows how to tell you what she wants, what she really, really wants. But she was born …