If my daughter decides she wants a life in showbiz I think I might divorce her.
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We Need To Talk About the Rainforest Cafe
Save the customers at the Rainforest Cafe!
If Three-year-olds Made New Year’s Resolutions
Three-year-olds don't see a need to better themselves.
While You Were Sleeping – A Poem
While you were sleeping I drank wine in my pyjamas.
Happy Christmas From Nursery Whines
Wishing you a very Happy Christmas and may 2019 be full of peace to all parents.
What Happened to Toy Shops?
Now I am the one who must shout, "Look but don't touch!"
Boiler Room
A short story inspired by the toys stranded behind my radiator... yes - parenting has finally driven me insane!
Do As You Would Be Done By
When she shouts, "Never do that again!" it's definitely my fault.
Rebel With A Cause
It's not just about our children's future - it's the world's future.
Spice Up Your Life
The Spice Girls are reuniting! (Well, except for Posh). Viva Forever! The news has had me harking back to the era of Girl Power and wondering what my three-year-old daughter would make of The Spice Girls. She certainly knows how to tell you what she wants, what she really, really wants. But she was born …
