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The Missin’ G

On August 4, 2021 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Education, Parenting, UncategorizedLeave a comment

"I am not judgin'. But for me the missin' G is not about speakin'. It's just about spellin'."

Pot of jelly and NHS mug on hospital bedside table

Tender Loving Care

On March 31, 2021May 12, 2021 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Health, Parenting, Uncategorized3 Comments

"Now my body was broken and I was the one being looked after."

Child sorting lentils into bowls

Lockdown Scavenger Hunt – A to Z of lockdown life

On February 27, 2021 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Education, Environment, Health, Parenting, Relationships, Uncategorized, WorkLeave a comment

"M is for more coffee"

Child counting origami paper stars

Teacher’s Pet – An unspoken side effect of home schooling?

On January 30, 2021 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Education, Parenting, UncategorizedLeave a comment

"I want to be declared Star of the Week! All that time I'm putting in to focusing on letter formation and phonic blends... I deserve a class clap and a rainbow emoji goddamnit!"

Mother and baby in a giant hammock

My Magic Wishing Chair – The adventures of a parent on bedtime duty

On December 17, 2020 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Parenting, UncategorizedLeave a comment

I sit in the shadows - waiting for the sound of breathing to become deep and even so I can creep out - and let my magic chair whisk me away.

Child walking through a misty park

Lockdown V.2 – Childfree but not carefree…

On November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Education, Environment, Health, Parenting, Uncategorized, WorkLeave a comment

If my child is being cared for by someone else all day, what will I use to excuse all my failures?

Child in pushchair at the Serpentine

Ode to my trusty pushchair

On October 2, 2020 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Parenting, Travel, UncategorizedLeave a comment

"Sorry for all the times I hung too many heavy bags on your back and when she leapt out you fell over."

Child in school uniform sitting in the park eating a lollipop

What did you do at school today?

On September 11, 2020September 10, 2020 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Education, Parenting, RelationshipsLeave a comment

"Digging for treasure, juggling pheasants, playing the trumpet." What does your child really get up to at school?

Child sitting at table writing

Homeschooling: Lessons learned

On July 31, 2020August 6, 2020 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Education, Parenting, Uncategorized4 Comments

"Once I became Miss Butterfly Unicorn and remembered to call her Princess Sparkle Jewel, she would do whatever I asked her to."

Child lying on the grass under a cherry blossom tree

Once upon a lockdown… children’s stories retold from a social distance

On June 29, 2020July 2, 2020 By nurserywhinesIn Comment, Environment, Health, Parenting, Relationships, Uncategorized4 Comments

"When Grandma stuck her head out of the frontdoor wearing a mask over her face, Little Red Riding Hood did think her ears were looking rather larger and furrier than usual."

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After a decade as a showbiz journalist I left the red carpet to become a mother. Now my life is less glitz and glamour and more trials and tantrums. But maybe it always was... This is my inside scoop on parenting, as I experience it.

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