"M is for more coffee"

"M is for more coffee"
"Digging for treasure, juggling pheasants, playing the trumpet." What does your child really get up to at school?
"When Grandma stuck her head out of the frontdoor wearing a mask over her face, Little Red Riding Hood did think her ears were looking rather larger and furrier than usual."
Time stretches out before us each day, the second hand apparently sticking not ticking, as the question, 'Is it snack time?', plays on repeat."
"What other words for bum do you know?"
"Doing something for yourself shouldn't come bottom of a parent's list."
"I only want girls to come to my birthday party... And Matthew."
"I just got on with my life while the world got on with theirs."
The paradox of parenting is that in truth I think her wonderful.
If my daughter decides she wants a life in showbiz I think I might divorce her.