"Now my body was broken and I was the one being looked after."

"Now my body was broken and I was the one being looked after."
"M is for more coffee"
If my child is being cared for by someone else all day, what will I use to excuse all my failures?
"When Grandma stuck her head out of the frontdoor wearing a mask over her face, Little Red Riding Hood did think her ears were looking rather larger and furrier than usual."
"Let's not get bogged down in the things that Dominic Cummings could learn from a four-year-old...."
Time stretches out before us each day, the second hand apparently sticking not ticking, as the question, 'Is it snack time?', plays on repeat."
"What other words for bum do you know?"
"Doing something for yourself shouldn't come bottom of a parent's list."
"My director has exited and I am left frozen in the centre of an empty stage waiting for my cue. What do I do now?"
"Mummy, may I have a vitamin please?"