"When I am a teenager I shall dye my hair purple, With red high heels that give me blisters and I can't walk in properly."
"I want to be declared Star of the Week! All that time I'm putting in to focusing on letter formation and phonic blends... I deserve a class clap and a rainbow emoji goddamnit!"
"Digging for treasure, juggling pheasants, playing the trumpet." What does your child really get up to at school?
"Once I became Miss Butterfly Unicorn and remembered to call her Princess Sparkle Jewel, she would do whatever I asked her to."
"She is not just content with her mother's love, she wants the whole world to be her audience."
My child is no longer box fresh.
The Spice Girls are reuniting! (Well, except for Posh). Viva Forever! The news has had me harking back to the era of Girl Power and wondering what my three-year-old daughter would make of The Spice Girls. She certainly knows how to tell you what she wants, what she really, really wants. But she was born …